February 2012
7 posts
January 2012
6 posts
December 2011
5 posts
November 2011
10 posts
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Crashed around 8 PM; had a plethora of dreams...
going back to school breaking into someone’s house with a clone army and rigging someone’s house with owl-bombs that hoot at you before the explode, sneaking out the back way and tiptoeing around to make sure I wasn’t seen (it was broad daylight) and encountering some strange creatures that looked like CGI and soon realized were real life Pokémon, going to class late saying that...
Had a dream I was in a hipster mansion in the woods/beach flirting w/a girl pretty heavily when a jealous asshole aggressively tried to move in—I was holding her close & told the guy not to touch her but she thought that was too b/f-like at such an early stage & backed away. Guy comes out of b.room w/knife & throws at me. I ducked into an attic & lost all my clothes. Hid a few...
October 2011
4 posts
The best quote:
pseudofailure:
“From that day on I viewed every set of boobs with the suspicion a Boston cop gives a lite-bright hanging from an overpass.”
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September 2011
6 posts
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5 tags
“I equate happiness with contentment, and contentment with complacency, and...”
– Hugh Laurie (via austinkleon)
Oh, I love him. (via circlesoffire)
Fact: all Hughs are great
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August 2011
21 posts
pseudofailure:
Just gonna blast Hand Covers Bruise.
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7 tags
Watchsmashysmash:
HAHA YES ive been looking for this!
Lol! Love Louis CK!
damn I have to catch his new show
